A boutique grocery chain out of San Francisco called Bi-Rite is selling bouquets of “organic fall leaves.” Yes, people are buying a handful of red, orange, and yellow leaves for $15.

The leaves come from maple trees on a ranch in California. The owner of the ranch says, “They are three- to five-foot-tall branches with beautiful leaves.”

You know what, maybe I’m just jealous I didn’t think of doing this. Had I had known there was a market for organic fall leaves, I would have put some aside while cleaning up the yard last weekend.